The Teleprompter Takeover

teleprompter Consider this picture from President Obama’s address after meeting sixth-graders at Graham Road Elementary School in Falls Church, Virginia.  Can’t the man give a speech without his Teleprompters?  One does begin to wonder who, or what, is running the country…

Perhaps the evil Cylons have joined forces with Skynet, and are downloading information into the Teleprompters for programming a previously unknown cybernetic model to lead us unwitting Humans down the garden path into a form of slavery known as “dependence on Government.”  All of it financed, of course, by George Sauron with help from Caprica 6 and Ahnold.

red-pill1I’m waiting for Teleprompters to become part of classroom teaching methods.  Using teleprompters as part of the constant visual stimulation of modern teaching methods is one of the greatest methods of brainwashing known to man and machine.  Add Teleprompters to the computers in theblue-pill1 classrooms, and no student will ever need to have a coherent thought to answer questions like what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything [42].  Soon, all humans will become part of the Matrix…or are we already a part of the Matrix?  Does anyone feel like a battery yet?  I need my Red Pill…or was it Blue… What was I thinking about?  I forgot…oh yeah…

Soon, we will all need Teleprompters to tell us what to say and do.  That way, we will all become as successful as the President has become over the past year.  But the program needs to be accelerated with the recent win in Massachusetts and the potential for the plans to be defeated.  Thus:

4telepromptersHumans, resistance is useless!!

This message has been brought to you by:  The Ring Corporation – "One to Rule Them All"; Cybernetic Life Foundation – "Logic is Life"; Skynet Communications – "Big Brother is Your Friend"; Teleprompters ‘R Us – "Making Learning Easier Without Thinking"; and Vogon Construction – “Destroying to Build a Better Universe”

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About Tom Roland

EE for 25 Years, Two Patents - now a certified PMP. Married twice, burned once. One son with Asperger's Syndrome. Two cats. Conservative leaning to the Right. NRA Life Member.
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2 Responses to The Teleprompter Takeover

  1. I’m waiting for Teleprompters to become part of classroom teaching methods.


    Not in my public-speaking class!

    Of course, in my class we use BHO as a FAILED public-speaking model. Gotta love us conservative homeschoolers!

  2. Mike says:

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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