Today’s Headlines From Around the World

Bin Laden Surrenders to Afghan Authorities.

Iran Releases British Sailors – “It was all a big misunderstanding.”

North Korea Opens Nuke Facilities for Inspectors

All Corrupt Politicians Resign – Congress Emptied – Elections to be Held in November

Al Qaeda Follows bin Laden’s Example & Surrenders in Iraq

The Iraqi Government Resolves All Quarrels With Sectarian Leaders – A United Iraq At Last!

Iran Announces Nuke Program Halted, Ahmadinejad Resigns, Elections to be Held, and Holocaust Did Occur

Hillary Announces Withdrawal from Presidential Race

US Troop Funding Crisis Resolved

Islamic Radical Imams Call for Halt on Suicide Bombers – “Does not lead to Paradise”

Hamas & Hezbollah Disband

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality…


About Tom Roland

EE for 25 Years, Two Patents - now a certified PMP. Married twice, burned once. One son with Asperger's Syndrome. Two cats. Conservative leaning to the Right. NRA Life Member.
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One Response to Today’s Headlines From Around the World

  1. Tom says:

    Another April 1 world comment..
    “Gasoline prices drop to 1950 levels, many atations offering a fill up at $0.15 a gallon.”
    BB-Idaho | 04.01.07 – 9:37 am | #

    Should we also add that the gas stations will also be restarting full service (checking oil, tire pressure, cleaning the windshield, etc.)?
    Tom | Homepage | 04.01.07 – 10:00 am | #

    Let’s not forget: “US big three trounce Japanese in latest quarterly sales reports. Consumers say quality and value of US autos “far surpass” Asian rivals”

    Or “Thousands leave the sunbelt for Detroit and hot job market”

    Finally: “Grandholm and Republican Senate reach budget compromise that all can live with”
    Tim | Homepage | 04.01.07 – 6:06 pm | #

    Dream, dream, dream, dream, dre e e eam

    Shoprat | Homepage | 04.01.07 – 8:26 pm | #

    If only some of those items on your list were true!
    Always On Watch | Homepage | 04.01.07 – 10:00 pm | #

    Great April Fool’s post, Tom! If wishes were fishes….
    Gayle | Homepage | 04.03.07 – 10:51 am | #

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