Bin Laden Surrenders to Afghan Authorities.
Iran Releases British Sailors – “It was all a big misunderstanding.”
North Korea Opens Nuke Facilities for Inspectors
All Corrupt Politicians Resign – Congress Emptied – Elections to be Held in November
Al Qaeda Follows bin Laden’s Example & Surrenders in Iraq
The Iraqi Government Resolves All Quarrels With Sectarian Leaders – A United Iraq At Last!
Iran Announces Nuke Program Halted, Ahmadinejad Resigns, Elections to be Held, and Holocaust Did Occur
Hillary Announces Withdrawal from Presidential Race
US Troop Funding Crisis Resolved
Islamic Radical Imams Call for Halt on Suicide Bombers – “Does not lead to Paradise”
Hamas & Hezbollah Disband
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality…